"The Speech"

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"Right, I'm nine years old," Chandler starts, leaning back into his seat. "We're all around the table, just finishing up dinner, and <i>this</i> is the moment my parents decide to tell me not only that they're getting a divorce, but that they're doing so because Dad was sleeping with the house boy. Of course, Raul, impeccable timing as always, comes up right next to me and says--" he puts on some bizarre East Indian/Mexican fusion accent "--'<i>More turkey, Mister Chandler?</i>' After that, it's just a little hard to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in <i>reverse</i>."